Creative Writing

From short stories to full blown novels, I've spent a significant chunk of my life writing in some capacity. The thing is, I'd rather a space for people to read my stuff should anyone ever be interested. It certainly beats it floundering in the ethers of nowhere and nothingness. So, here are several portals that lead to my more creative endeavours.

Novels

The cover for Band Cramp, as illustrated by Polyrhythm at https://polyrillustration.blogspot.com/

Every now and again, I muster up enough strength to write a full blown novel. To be honest, they vary in quality, but then they probably represent my age in when they were written. Sea of Seals was my first longer story, written at 16-18, whilst Band Cramp serves as my newest novel, written when I was 25. From grounded reality to fantasy, take a look at the three novels and their chapters all ready for you to read online.

Short Stories

If you ever wanted to read about a relationship with a Henry hoover, now's the time. Other stories include being a meerkat in a call centre, and dealing with a lip-smackingly creepy geezer. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Scripts

Somehow, I've ended up writing scripts for an amateur dramatics society as well as scripts for games in my own free time. One of which includes the script for my own game, Hudokai. Heh, it's almost like fate has been scripted or something... oh.

Misc

Henry hoover sucks balls. Literally.

Here's where everything and anything else fits if not into the other categories. Want poetry? Well, here it is, even if I hate poetry. Want bizarre fan-fiction involving Coco Bandicoot, chainsaws and Sonichu's Christmas tree? Well... you're on your own, there, as I don't have anything of the sort. I do, however, have some random tid bits here to enjoy.